What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 17:39

The Man with the Golden Gun
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-All the bad guys are black.
-”Ah so!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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You Only Live Twice
From Russia With Love
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Moonraker
Diamonds Are Forever
-”She is very sexyful!”
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Dr No
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
A View to a Kill
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Goldfinger
Octopussy
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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Live and Let Die
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-J W Pepper